Hey, now, be nice! I'll... learn how to swim at some point! It can't be that hard! Lots of people know how!

[So says the blue hedgehog who is terrified of water for apparently no reason other than being unable to swim. He continued to walk, thinking about what he had just said and how true it had been. Why was it that he never learned how? He wasn't built for it or something like that. Everyone had to have some weakness. Why did his have to be so... obvious or simplistic.]

... I'll get over it eventually. I will.